Cool Santa

My Idea serial ID: 00319

There've been two thousand Christmas's
And still no peace on Earth

How many more will it take
Until that era's birth?

Santa Clause is good
Even to the ho's

His wife is very kind
As everybody knows

He likes it when it's cold
He likes it in the ice

Everyone is told
To be so very nice

He travels 'round the world
He travels in to space

He likes his milk and cookies
By the fireplace

Gifts come down the chimney
And go under the tree

Sometimes he's confused
And wants to take a pee

We and he are gifted
By his jolly soul

But why does he spend his life
Up in the Northern Pole

He gets around the planet
In less then half a day

Because his reindeer pull him
In his magic sleigh

Santa and his snowman
Both are very cool

I wonder who would win
in a snowball duel

Santa has a beard
That keeps him very warm

Even when he's caught
In a big snow storm

He listens to good music
That brings him such good cheer

It's a shame however
That it's all he hears all year

Christmas time is great
But I don't see the reason

That before it's even winter
We have this shopping season

Santa knows what he is doing
Even when he's away

But we know him best for
His deeds on Christmas day