Juggling 5 Ball Cascade

My Idea serial ID: 00527

I want to be the greatest juggler of all time, with minimal practice. I know I can crush Ben Beever,Chris Bliss,Francis Brunn, Luke Burrage, Charlie Dancey, Patrick Dempsey, Thomas, Doubble Troubble, The Flying Karamazov Brothers, Péter Frankl, Vova and Olga Galchenko, Jason Garfield, Anthony Gatto, Michael Goudeau, Haggis and Charlie, Sergei Ignatov, Penn Jillette, Albert Lucas, Haggis McLeod, Michael Moschen, The Passing Zone, Philippe Petit, Enrico Rastelli, Paul Sahli, Scot Nery, Daniela Sea, Taillefer, Toby Walker, Peter Bradley, or Brian Koenig any day of the week. I defy any of these chumps to challenge me.